thehumming6ird:

Classic Hiddles Moments:‘What would you have for your last meal?’ (Golden Globes, 2017)

(And for anyone who may have been living under a rock for the last twelve months or so, you can find the recipe here)

saltybatman:

mission impossible theme.mp3

stonyslovestory:

titan-killing-longterm-bootycall:

icarusninja23:

Tony Stark: Hey Peter, I’m going to the store, you want anything?

Peter Parker, edgy Gen Z kid: A will to live.

Tony Stark, concerned adult:

Peter Parker, facing a hellish situation: this isn’t ideal

Peter Parker faced with a mild inconvinience: I now know why God abandoned this timeline

It got better

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car”

#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

“Don’t you have something to fix somewhere.”

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

umbreonoveryonder:

a-timeless-classic:

a-timeless-classic:

staticoyote:

mouse-ses:

dullestdreams:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads:
“H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as  /secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads
“Struggle with thy doubts!
Cast them aside!
Forsake not thy faith!
Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

someone get night mind on this

So I tried to talk to her and I’m a little nervous now. Do you think this person might actually be in danger….?

I may overthink a lot, but this could be something bad..

UPDATE: There is now a /thirdsphere/angels.html page

(Added both still image and gif)

It is a gif much like the ones above, with the angel glitching out and disappearing and such. Nothing has been updated beyond this as of yet.

it says “found you” in the tab title

it says “it hurts” if you hover over that image

i spammed the website and it brought me to the blog of lovely5500, and her recent posts said the following (ordered bottom of the page to top). her other posts were just from 6 months ago

and idk if this has to do with anything but 

this button leads to some kind of livestream of cats

im only including this since i havent seen a cat live stream link on tumblr account buttons…

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

propertyofpoeandbucky:

papi-chulo-seb:

I just saw the wildest thread on twitter y’all

I’m screaming

“Hey Chris, flame on”

Can you just imagine

X

IM CACKLING

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

petermaximoff:

that scene in cap 2 when nick fury took that sharp turn and lost the fake cops after him and the gunshots subsided and his gps thing was like ‘getting you to a secure location’ and you really thought, you Really Thought!!!! he was Safe But then it got TOO quiet and fucking ominous music started playing in the background and the previously unfocused camera focused on this dude, decked in ALL Black, in the middle of the fucking street, holding a fucking Bazooka, and He BLOWS up furys suv, sees it coming straight for him, and takes ONE(1) nonchalant step to the Side???: UNPARALLELED 

shieldspatriot:

iron-gauntlet:

Steve dealing with casualties vs. Tony dealing with casualties

steve sees things in terms of the lives saved and who/what he can save

while tony only sees the mistakes and what went wrong and who didn’t get saved

steve is a man who is at peace with what he believes, who is a soldier and has accepted that there are casualties and they can only do the best they can do

while tony is a man who will never be at peace with not being good enough to save everyone, who isn’t a soldier and can’t accept that this is simply the best they can do

here you see two people who look at the world in very different ways and that’s exactly why they couldn’t find common grounds to agree on

sousaboi:

When I found out they made a new dinosaur in jurassic world 2

Originally posted by thenobleedgelord

ann-fortunately:

# when you’re wearing pants without pockets

crispymaria:

captain america: civil war disrespected me in a lot of ways but making me watch steve rogers make out with his dead soulmate’s niece like two fucking seconds after her funeral was by far the worst